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OLDE TYME PRODUCTS

Lots of products from our childhood seem to have disappeared from the marketplace. We aim to make them available again.

RECYCLED BECAUSE WE CARE !

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

DOWNEAST HAZ-MAT WASTE RECYCLING CENTER

1.  MERCURY
I remember Junior High School Science class and the teacher passing a bottle of mercury around for us to rub on our coins to make them nice and shiny.  Let your kids in on the fun.
4-ounce bottle  $16.00             16-ounce bottle   $48.00

2.  ASBESTOS DUST
This is a terrific product very popular in the south to make artificial snow.   Surprise your neighbors.  Recommended application: set up a strong fan and empty bag in front of it to blow it into your yard. Great fun for the kids to play in. Made from ground-up asbestos shingles and/or asbestos insulation.
10 lb bag  $10.

3.  LEAD CHEW TOYS
Remember chewing on lead toy soldiers or other lead items when you were a kid?  It's a metal, but it's soft enough to chew on; great for babies teething, and fun for toddlers. I don't care what they say; I enjoyed it and I'm still normal. Your kids can chew and pound these malleable sheets of lead into whatever shapes they like. Besides sheets, we sometimes have other forms in stock.
1-lb sheet  $10.    5-lb sheet  $40.

4. NUCLEAR POWER PLANT SOUVENIRS
YES, You can now own a piece of the dismantled Maine Yankee nuclear power plant.   They had trouble finding someone to take their radioactive material, but now that we have it, everyone wants a piece. Shipped in a lead box to avoid postal inspectors and alarms.  Now you can be just like Spiderman or The Hulk; experiment with various exposures, or just put it on the mantlepiece for the whole family to admire.  The lead box is also recyclable - see #3 above.  Guaranteed to glow in the dark; be the first in your town to own a piece of "The Power".
$100.

5. DANDELION SEEDS
We specialize in recycled materials, but we make these available because it seems like no one else does.  We sell dandelion seeds so you can grow delicious dandelion greens. We do NOT sell them so that you can sprinkle them all over your neighbor's perfect lawn so he'll stop gloating about how much better his lawn is than yours.
:>)   8 oz will cover approx 5 perfect lawns.  $10.

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